Ass-cobbler
1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass
Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"
Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"
Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"
( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"
Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"
( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
ass cobbler
One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.
That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.
He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!
He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!