Lawrence Welk
The act of taking a piss and a shit (from his signature count-off "a-one and a-two")
The first thing I did after waking up this morning was take a Lawrence Welk.
Lawrence Welk cigar
A Lawrence Welk cigar is a really bad cigar Other wise known as a pice of shit with a band around it.
"Where do you keep the Lawrence Welk cigars around hear, because I'm broke and I need a cheep smoke.
Lawrence Welk Crime Scene
Its when one senior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)
I feel sorry for Sally, because she has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.
Lawrence Welk Crime Scene
Its when one serior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)
I feel sorry for the nurse that has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.
Lawrence Welk
(Verb). When you have to pee and poop at the same time. A one and a two.
This has been a long car trip! Pull off at the next gas station. I have to Lawrence Welk.