Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS)
Leaky Lid Syndrom (LLS), is the experience of having your morning java drip slowly drip down on to the hand grasping your coffee cup, due to the failure of the coffee lid not sealing the brim of the cup 100%. They symptoms of which cause the individual to experience feelings of exasperation, murderous rage towards the cup/lid manufacturer, and to subsequently hold their arm out at an extended angle, while inspecting the condition of their pants & shoes.
While walking out of the coffee shop, I experienced the worst case of Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS), and had to return home to change into a new pair of jeans.