leg monkey
Derogatory term for a child. Usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type.
Have you been to Susan's house? Leg monkey CITY. You can't go there without getting fingerpaint all over your pants.
The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus
Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!
Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey
The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.
“Hey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.
Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.
Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.
Two legged twat monkey
Something funny call ya m8
Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey