Leintuch
A wrong synonym for "bed sheets" in German that stupid people use instead of the correct word "Bettlaken"
Elliot: "Marvin, I spilled my drink on my Leintuch, can you get me a fresh one?"
Marvin: "Fuckin' hell Elliot, FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME: IT'S CALLED BETTLAKEN!"
Marvin: "Fuckin' hell Elliot, FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME: IT'S CALLED BETTLAKEN!"