lesson plans
A set of ethereal documents, the format for which is agreed upon by no one, but by which teachers are nonetheless charged to educate the world's youth.
Teacher 1: I spent all night drawing up lesson plans.
Teacher 2: O RLY?
Teacher 2: O RLY?
Lesson plan
This is something in a swimming instructor course where you pay to learn how to make but then later find out that it’s absolutely useless. Most instructors get hired and make one each lesson to show off to their superior.. they are called keeners or noobs. They later find out that it is a waste of time. If you are a keener you are not a true pool guard.. you.. are.. a.. Karen
Jimbo: “hey look that dudes got a lesson plan that guy is a total keener”
New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”
Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”
New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”
Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”
Lesson plan
Cheating. Oral sex.
Today’s been stressful and I still have to finish up a lesson plan.