ass trumpet
A fart so loud it sounds like one is playing a musical instrument out of there ass
Baxter made such an ass trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his anus; that mutha fucka stank
ass trumpet
A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.
The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.
ass trumpet
Someone who continues to forcefully argue an opinion in the face of overwhelming facts to the contrary.
Donald was being such an ass trumpet about climate change.
ass trumpet
The word used when one ownz another
Man, Thunk pulled some Donkey Ass Trumpet on j00!
Ass Trumpets
Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.
"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.
Ass Trumpet
When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.
I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!
Ass trumpeter
A misguided fool who repeats and spreads the lies and misinformation of an uneducated buffoon.
After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.