Locky

Locky is the most wonderful person. I swear, you won’t find anyone greater. There isn’t anybody in the world who doesn’t like him. If you know Locky, keep him close because if you don’t you might regret it for the rest of your life. He is so incredibly kind and always puts others before himself. He is so caring and makes you feel appreciated. He is good at talking to people and will order at restaurants for you if you feel a bit too anxious to do it. He is also incredibly good looking, you will never see anybody finer. His soft, light brown hair will sweep you off your feet. How is it possible for it to look so beautiful long AND short? His eyes look brown at first but if you’re lucky enough to get close to him, you will notice they have a hints of green around the middle and it is absolutely enticing. Once you look into those eyes you’ll never want to look away. His light freckles are so cute you can’t help but love them. The shape of his lips, nose and jaw are almost too perfect to be real. He’s so tall so when he wraps his arms around you, you will always feel so safe, secure and entirely at home. Though he is skinny, he is one of the best cuddlers you will ever know. Not only is he warm and always smells good, he will hold you in the most comfortable positions and make you feel so relaxed you could fall asleep in an instant. If you know Locky, MARRY HIM. Marry him and keep him forever and he will give you a truly amazing life. Love your Locky. He is special.

Locky is a derogatory word that is the male form of a slut or prostitute. Derived from the opinion that a key that unlocks many locks is a master key and is shorthand for a locksmith. A Locky may have a lot of sex but they never have any long term relationships, like how a locksmith doesn't actually own the locks the open. They also cost a lot like a locksmith, with the prostitute version, real money, but with the slut form it's emotional currency from the girls (or guys)

someone who is vain and modest. someone how thinks they are the best at everything. someone who doesnt care about others feelings, just their own. someone who is very selfish and self-centered.

When two people of the opposite sex, both equipped with braces during a make-out session, lock together.

and are stuck for unknown hours.

Locky is not funny and thinks he is better then everyone else. Locky has one nut and is the tallest dude you will ever meet.

he only snorts the best memes and g-fuel

To not answer your phone a few times when someones name pops up, but answer straight away if it is a private number. Named after Andrew Lockie