Loner Boner
A boner or erection that occurs in one's home, or in any other place alone. This includes when they are looking at porn or reading/thinking about something erotic. A Loner Boner can also occur when somebody unattractive is around, such as a parent. However, if you are with a girl (or boy, depending on your gender preference) and you get a boner, this is not considered a Loner Boner.
Jeff: Dude, I just got a total Loner Boner last night.
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
Loner Boner
A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life
Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\\_(ツ)_/¯"
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\\_(ツ)_/¯"
Loner Boner
When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.
Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!
Loner Boner
When she's "not in the mood".
Man, we were fuckin' all alone at my house.. Lights out.. Under a blanket.. And then I find out I've got a loner boner.
Loner Boner
The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.
Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner
Loner Boner
lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.
I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(
Loner Boner
When you have to leave a group or be all alone because you got a boner and are embarrassed.
You: "Dude that guy over there is all alone."
Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."
You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."
Friend: "Sucks for him"
Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."
You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."
Friend: "Sucks for him"