long john
penis of extraordinary length
Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
long john
Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
long john
A tasty donut.
Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
long john
it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women
oh long john do it do it hard and wet
long johns
another pair of leg hugging trousers that are used to keep you warm when it is cold. my homies wear them under their baggy jeans and wear them down low.
yo al i getting me long johns so i can wear me jeans down lower
Long john
A very looooonnngggg turd
“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”
“Sorry mother”
long johns
something that a guy wears to impress sexy girls on a first date.
that babe was all over those long johns