pulling root
the act of manually stimulating the penis, as with masterbation or handjobs
"I keep a box of tissues next to the bed in case I feel like pulling root before I go to sleep."
Pull Root
(Verb) To jerk off, to masturbate, to wank, to spank the monkey.
I sat down to write my Aunt Edna an email, but then I ended up pulling root to photos of my ex-girlfriend.
I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.
I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.
pull the root
To pull on Your penis
I pull the root in the morning.
pull that blond root
when someone does something real stupid and they suddenly realize it.
person 1: oh, I just realized that!
person 2: hey, let me pull that blond root for you.
person 2: hey, let me pull that blond root for you.