Long Pour
the act of pouring alcohol from distances far greater than expected from a "typical" pour. Usually, two or more AKL's are involved in this act and the distances are roughly that of the second floor to first floor stairwells.
AKL 1 - "Did you see that successful long pour last night?"
AKL 2 - "No, how long was it?"
AKL 1 - "It was from the third story deck to the lawn!"
AKL 2 - "Epic!"
AKL 2 - "No, how long was it?"
AKL 1 - "It was from the third story deck to the lawn!"
AKL 2 - "Epic!"
Long Distance Pour
When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.
"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"
It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.
It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.