look for a job

what you do when your loser husband deserts you and your children.

My worthless husband took off so now i have to "look for a job".

looking for a job

When someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job."

Roommate: Didn't you do anything today?

Stoner: I was looking for a job.

Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?

Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?

Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?

Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy

look job

When you catch a girl that doesn't put out, but will give you an act of glancing or giving a long stare at your twig and berries.

Dude, i tried to get her to suck me off, but she just gave me a look job.

俚语	look for a job
释义	look for a job what you do when your loser husband deserts you and your children. My worthless husband took off so now i have to "look for a job". looking for a job When someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job." Roommate: Didn't you do anything today? Stoner: I was looking for a job. Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again? Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say? Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work? Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too. Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy look job When you catch a girl that doesn't put out, but will give you an act of glancing or giving a long stare at your twig and berries. Dude, i tried to get her to suck me off, but she just gave me a look job.
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