Louvlakovic

Derives from "Lou" , a common name, "vlakas" in Greek."βλάκας", which means stupid or a guy with wannabe attitude. As "vlakas" suggests the ending syllab " ic ", clearly from slavic names, represents Louvlakovic's belief of being a professional european basketball player (the most common example).
Alternatively he could be a wannabe volleyball player, but his attitude doesn't necesserilly resrtict in sports, but in arts, high intellect games such as chess and more recently in gaming and twitch streaming. His "unfunny" behaviour when approaching girls make his steal-your-girl threat percentage drop below the temperatures of Antarctica.