love smuggler
A term, coined by Shakespeare describing a person (usually of male gender)who willingly accepts a gift of love wee (sperm) into their love cave (anus). Upon receival, it is usually stored in the same region as a concealed drug, which often leads to confusion and embarrassment at customs.
Lady Macbeth: Out, damned spot! out, I say! Thou art the spot of a love smuggler!