lumber boy
(noun, derogative) A term exclusively used for a rare occurrence during which a person with a penis can't seem to make it go down in the morning.
Babe: Mmm, baby, look at what you've got going down there.
Guy: What do you mean, baby darling?
Babe: You're a lumber boy.
Guy: Ohhh.
Guy: What do you mean, baby darling?
Babe: You're a lumber boy.
Guy: Ohhh.