M25

Large car park near London, used as Motorway at night.

Where you get an idea of how crowded England, and in particular the South East is. The worst parts of the M25 are around Heathrow, the M1 and the Dartford Tunnel, where it really is a car park. It once took me two hours to go ten miles from junction 5 (Sevenoaks) to junction 6 (Godstone...what a joke. Obviously the worst times for traffic are weekday mornings and Friday afternoons. Large chunks of the M25 are only six lanes, making traffic problems worse. Sort it out!

The London Orbital Motorway, 10 lanes wide (in places), about 100 miles in circumference and with traffic moving at about 15 mph. Also used as the term to define the limits of the area covered by Greater London

The London equivalent of I-405 (or "The 405") in Los Angeles.

The London orbital motorway created by the demon Anthony J Crowley and represents the dread sigil Odegra in the language of the Dark Priesthood of Ancient Mu which means "Hail the Great Beast, destroyer of worlds"

The M25 is the UK's least favourite motorway (yes we have least and most favourite motorways for some reason) due to its lack of speed cameras, road debris, confusing signage, poor lighting and dangerous junctions. Trips can take so long that the M25 has become well known in the UK for being where half of UK citizens are conceived and during the winters its where we all migrate to go and get stabbed by the chavs. Long story short, basically a very long car park that everyone hates.

Aka the 100 mph blow job. Involves a willing partner to give head while your driving down the motorway. Nick named the m25 as the driver tends to slow down during the act. And one very rarely goes fast round europes biggest carpark.