Maatus

The slightly cooler, Latin version of 'Mate', used by those people who don't want to appear chavvy by using the word 'Mate' too often.

One of the most kankerous hurensohns I've ever seen in my life, he's straight but he attracts people from all walks of life, likely because he has a V tapir which is a tapir but in the shape of a V, he also was one of the terrorists involved in 9/11, sources say that he rizzed up Osama bin ladin and quote "hit him harder than the planes hit the twin towers", very well accompanied by vivekbenchod nayak who is a very well known chutiya, vivek also gives him a lot of head sloppies with a twist, Mr maatu is the only white Australian-chinese ethnic person to have a bbc witnesses of this monstrosity have said that and I quote "we don't need the twin towers because theres something bigger, taller and darker in maatu's pants" maatu is also also a synonym for mathus, people have said that maatu's have descended from actual super fucking cool aliens who get hot sexy alien bitches which further explains his rizz