Mackinzie

Mackinzie is awesome. She is the person that is just awesomeness in its purest form. She's weird but it makes people like her. She tells funny jokes and can make your day 110 percent better. If you know a mackinzie you may be one of the luckiest people there are. Mackinzie is the bomb. Bam.

The awesomest most violent and hilarious individual whom is very spazzy and awkward, but once you get past the evil and spitfire temper, you will surely earn a great friend :)

Mackinzi is pretty shy around someone she just met, but once u get to know her she’s the whole deal. She is extremely funny, gorgeous, athletic, kind, friendly, social, violent, crazy, and super extra. She’s even a little klutzy sometimes but won’t admit it. She’s friends with everyone from the popular group to pretty much the bottom. And of course she always has that one best friend that’s special . She has other best friends but this one is different. She’s an amazing friend because she always knows what to say, she’ll comfort you, cry with you, laugh with you, and even play with you. So once you get a hold of a Mackinzi don’t let her go. Everyone thinks she is a perfect happy perky girl but inside she’s really breaking. She’s not sure why though because she has everything she needs except maybe that perfect boyfriend. But then again be careful because the moment you see her she might steal your heart because of how beautiful and perfect she really is.

A religion to completely refuse to use public restrooms ESPECIALLY PORTER POTTIES. Except for in extreme conditions in which your pee is coming out of your eyes or actually being about to shit yourself. Then it's ok.