Madden

When you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl.

Madden tends to be a smart and good looking guy but doesn’t really enjoy school. He is really easy to keep a relationship with and makes a good boyfriend.

A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.

A flat girl with a little ass that likes to be mean to people but once you gain her trust she'll be the nicest person you know she likes getting drunk and masterbaiting with her friends
She always wants to make friends but is shy what she might say might make her look bad
She thinks she's ugly and she's right

Verb. A slang term used to fool your significant other into thinking that your just going over to a co-workers house to play Madden on the PS2, when you actually go over there to get drunk and have sex with your co-workers wife.

Always looks good. Even if you don't like him you'll love him eventually. He's funny but stupid a lot. He's probably gonna steal ya girl so you should watch out. He's overall a great guy.

The guy who is always depressed but doesn’t show it. He enjoys talking to people but he feels he is being annoyed. If he really likes someone he will not give up until he know that he’ll never be good enough for her.