Attawat

The Attawat or Safe or Sindy ...is a rare Thai specie that resembles the bruce lee family in appearance. the safe is infamous for its hunger for spaghetti and ham cheese sandwich, and will often resort to violence in order to get it.
during its mating season, attawat displays a fascinating ritual of squeezing little kids, but publicly and privatley.

safe can be distinguished between bruce lee by it's relentless use of the word "asshole".