Telefartation
The Ability to Transport a blazing stank ass fast from one place to another
tim cut a fart outside of my car once. then he got in and it followed him inside. it stunk so bad i started reflex gagging and allmost vomited
telefart
The act of farting from one end of a room with the odor moving across the room.
Guy1: Hey! That stinks! Did you just fart!?!
Guy2: (across the room) Oh yeah!
Guy1: Ohh man!!! You just telefarted!!!
Guy2: Telefarting is what I do best!
Guy2: (across the room) Oh yeah!
Guy1: Ohh man!!! You just telefarted!!!
Guy2: Telefarting is what I do best!
Telefart
The equivalent of throwing ones voice the physical expulsion has from ones anus.
Teddys Telefart smells horrible.