malaysian turntable
(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.
Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."