Malincunt
A medium to large breed of specialty surgeon that can be remarkably skilled in difficult surgery techniques but can rapidly progress to the terrible twos tantrums. A similar form may also be seen in certain breeds anesthesiologists, also known as Dick Bags
Dr Doug and Dr Willie performed the first ever crainithoracicectomy with a live swine donor and were able to save millions of lives by curing Alzheimer’s and preventing lung cancer but quickly became malincunts when the dick bags entered the room