Mammoth Lady
A large, grotesque, hairy creature, usually referred to as a Courtney. Can be found in Northwestern Oklahoma and Pennsylvania. Close cousin to the Anal Emu. Often makes a sound like "Uuuuuurrghh, darb darb, uga boog. Let me suck your cock." Feeds mainly on cock sweat, produced by dirty mexicans that come from landfills.
Oh look, there goes Courtney the Mammoth Lady. She must have licked some cock sweat recently. Boy, is she fat.... So how is Lupe the Landfill monkey doing anyway?