Man-lube
A slang name for the type of high quality body oil needed to attain the degree shine necessary for professional looking naked or semi naked poses such as The Khan.
I checked out that pic of you Khaning. How much man-lube did you use to get that Shiny?
Poor Man's Lube
Poor Man's Lube is when a guy spits on his hand to get his girl wet. He's too lazy to get her worked up and too cheap to actually buy real lube.
Girl...I was with this guy last night. Things seemed like they were getting hot. Then he pulled out some Poor Man's Lube. I had to dip. Ew