manmolester
A man who goes into a store where a lot of teenagers work and constantly try to talk to the guys (and only the guys) working. This man will remember everything you tell him and will go to the same store at least five times a week. You should fear this person.
guy 1, "O shit, the manmolester is
here"
guy 2, "Again, god damn it"
guy 1, "Let's get the fuck outta here"
here"
guy 2, "Again, god damn it"
guy 1, "Let's get the fuck outta here"