Auburn Maine
A lower-middle class town in Western Maine along the radioactive Androscoggin river which creates the border with Lewiston. Most of the schools are particularly shitty in Auburn, but not as bad as Lewiston. Auburn has a city part and a country part, with the latter being a much better place to call home. The "city" part is full of 1930's wooden apartment buildings with crack heads as tenants. The country part is the home of many doctors, teachers, and other reputable, friendly people.
"I commute to Portland from Auburn Maine because the job opportunities in Auburn are shitty"