mastacating
THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.
Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling
mastacate
means to consume/eat food.
I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.
Mastacated
To completely tear something or someone apart.
"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"
"Yeah, he got mastacated."
"Yeah, he got mastacated."
mastacate
An act of masturbating. Usually is said as if you were playing the penis game. A reatarded word made up by retarded people.
In a classroom: oh my god robert stop mastacating!!
In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!
In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!