Master Oogway
The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth
“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway
“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway
“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway
“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway
“Sheesh, you speak only truth like Master Oogway”
Master Oogway
The highest of beings that made no accidents.
"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway
Master Oogway
The god that saved us all and evaporated instead of dying like a normal turtle because he's that cool.
Master Oogway: ah, my time has come
Master Oogway
A different type of species typically a giga chad.
Master Oogway is made different
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The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.
Did you see Master Oogway kick some ass in Kung Fu Panda?
Master Oogway Shit
Hella wise stuff thats been said or is being said
Kyle, after hitting and hitting PNC: damn bro, I don't wanna be horny anymore, I just wanna be happy.
Abdul: woah bro, that's some master Oogway shit
Abdul: woah bro, that's some master Oogway shit