Mathsterbate
To require kleenex after mathematical gratification
Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency
Mathsterbate
To require kleenex after mathematical gratification
Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency
Mathsterbation
Working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it.
Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
Mathsterbation
Mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or assignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. It is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.
Friend 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4?
Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!
Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...
Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!
Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...