mayor of douchebagville
To be the number one douche in a group of douches. To show extreme features of douchism; thus necessitating a higher position in the name calling.
Guy 1: Do you know what i love? soap operas, the movie 'open water,' and trucker hats.
Guy 2: dude, you are the mayor of douchebagville
Guy 2: dude, you are the mayor of douchebagville