mdjamz
Vampire assembler at walmart that lives forever by taking life force away from other associates. Known to fart in a way that is unhuman.
Once a year the mdjamz will shed it's epidermis to reveal a fresh layer of skin that is more youthful. This usual occours durring a winter month.
When the mdjamz is unable to obtain life force it becomes fragile, weak, pale and starts to cough up extreme amounts of mucus.
The mdjamz will always have full time hours and will never be bothered by managers due to their extreme fear of him.
Once a year the mdjamz will shed it's epidermis to reveal a fresh layer of skin that is more youthful. This usual occours durring a winter month.
When the mdjamz is unable to obtain life force it becomes fragile, weak, pale and starts to cough up extreme amounts of mucus.
The mdjamz will always have full time hours and will never be bothered by managers due to their extreme fear of him.
Don't walk by the assembler area or that mdjamz will suck the life force out of you with his extreme farts.