beating your dick
How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?
*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"
Beat your dick off
When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.
Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!
National Beat your Dick Day
Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.
Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.
Wow you must be lonely.
Wow you must be lonely.