Meatfaced

A serious--and quite possibly deadly--form of inebriation brought on by the over consumption of meat and/or meat byproducts. Symptoms include slurred speech, impaired vision and balance, sweating (commonly known as "meat sweats") nausea, and gleeful levels of euphoria, and erratic behavior.

When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.

One of the worst insults in the world, something that should be used as a last resort in an argument. (Very offensive)

a girl with lots of makeup and kind of trashy but really hot, so she makes you want to shove your meat in her face.

a kind of scruffy, maybe grimeyish but hot guy; maybe some tattoos; makes you want to shove your meat in his face.