meat heat
The excessive warming of a guy's genitals when using a laptop computer.
"Dude, I was using my laptop playing WOW and I got so much meat heat, I had to take a break"
meat heat
when somone becomes angry there head goes red and heats up like meat
wo look at that meat heat he looks fuming
Heat Meat
The result of being up for days on crystal meth (COMMONLY KNOWN AS "THE HEAT") and finding that your penis has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper piss. The heat stick equivalent of whisky dick.
awe shit man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old 'did i wake you? sorry.... oh yeah my dick is in you isn't it? weird..... Good morning!' trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat
heated meat beater
When a girl gives a dry handjob.
Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!
Heat Meat
Putting Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust all over your shaft and then having intercourse.
"Yeah, Rob came over last night and I got some heat meat. It was fun, except halfway through it felt like my vagina was on fire! I didn't really mind, to be honest..."