meatsleeves
noun: long and meaty labia seemeat curtain resembling window drapery of a bovine nature. See beef curtain(s)
(( As your first date with hottie trixxi descends the stairs to greet you.......!! You respond with..." a wolf whistle which turns into a retching gagging noise resembling a dying gopher. Trixxi! your meatsleeves are showing below the hem of your skirt. Roll up the cuffs for criminy's sake, or you might trip over them, and hurt yourself." K that's better" Remember.. Safety first :o)
meatsleeve
person, usually female; who engages in copious amounts of coital behavior often with unshaven strangers.
Oh man, Heather is such a meatsleeve; she took a bubble bath at the party and got tag teamed.