Meat Watching
When someone pays too much attention to who another man dates or sleeps with
Person 1: Yo bro. I can’t believe Kai fucked that girl at the party. Isn’t that crazy?
Person 2: Bro why you care so much? Stop meat watching
Person 2: Bro why you care so much? Stop meat watching
meat watch
The result when a penis is wrapped around a wrist in a watch like fashion.
Dylan showed that drunk bitch his meat watch when she asked what time is it.