Menstraluvulitis
It happens when a women is menstruating but wants to please her man. So she gives a large amount of blow jobs over the course of her period which makes her uvula very sore, red inflamed etc...
I noticed every time my coworker is on her period she gets a sore throat and a hoarseness to her voice. I’ll bet she has menstraluvulitis since her vagina is shedding its lining!