merloted
gettin bombed on fine red wine
That girl is drinking pints of red wine shes gonna be merloted in an hour
Merlot
A type of grape made into a wine a dark red wine. strong taste, not for everyone. For the ones that are fine wine lovers or the ones of a great palet. Merlot is a very romantic wine. best aged but also good not aged.
"would you like some merlot?"
"yes please."
"it has been aged since 1990"
"Wow, it must be delicous."
"yes please."
"it has been aged since 1990"
"Wow, it must be delicous."
merlotional
mer·lo·tion·al
adjective
1. pertaining to or involving emotion or the emotions; alcohol enduced, usually wine-merlot.
adjective
1. pertaining to or involving emotion or the emotions; alcohol enduced, usually wine-merlot.
"Did you cry during The Bachelor last night?"
"Yes, I was SO merlotional."
"Girl, Merlot gets me every time!"
"Yes, I was SO merlotional."
"Girl, Merlot gets me every time!"
merlot
An attractive older woman. Aged well over the years.
Billy's mom is old....but what a merlot!
Merlot
a type of black bird. that can be peaceful, elegant, pretty, hyper and even depressive. this bird is known for its beauty and its ways of sticking to other birds.
"What kind of bird is that?"
"thats a merlot."
"oooh. its pretty."
"thats a merlot."
"oooh. its pretty."
2004 Merlot
Noun: Dick Slinging Wine. A sophisticated beverage showing it’s going down.
Girl 1: I went on a date last night and he ordered a bottle of 2004 Merlot.
Girl 2: Damm girl, he was slinging that dick all night long.
Girl 2: Damm girl, he was slinging that dick all night long.
Cock Merlot
A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.
"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"