Mexican Pizza
When a mexican man stretches his scrotum across another person's face, especially their mouth.
Jose: Man, I gave her a mexican pizza last night.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.
Mexican Pizza
A Gross Pizza From Taco Bell That Falls In Your Lap!
Austin:Want a Mexican Pizza?
Fred:*Pukes*
Fred:*Pukes*
mexican pizza
The best food in the whole wide world.
Good with mild hot sauce.
From Taco Bell.
Better with no tomatoes.
Good with mild hot sauce.
From Taco Bell.
Better with no tomatoes.
Girl: I'm hungry. What do you want to eat?
Girl 2: MEXICAN PIZZA. AYE AYE AYE.
Girl 2: MEXICAN PIZZA. AYE AYE AYE.
Mexican pizza
When a woman eats Taco Bell before sex, gags getting throat fucked, throws up on a mans dick, then he fucks her in the pussy until she’s about to cum and then flips her over and fucks her in the ass.
Taco Bell can take it off their menu but they can’t stop me from getting a Mexican pizza.
mexican pizza
An excessively disgusting female genital area covered by swarms of STD-caused warts, callouses, lesions, rashes, oozing cysts, etc.
Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah gave eachother mean cases of mexican pizza.
Mexican pizza
when you stretch your nutsack out and your partner shits on it, sprinkles diced tomatoes on it and then you cut it into 4 pieces and eat it with your partner
the hottest thing my girl ever did was give me a Mexican pizza
Mexican pizza party
A raid or drug bust conducted by federal law enforcement
“Some cartel retard had a Mexican pizza party after he was busted selling crack in the park”