MichaelB
Someone named Michael or Mikey who's middle/last name Starts with B and prefers to have B said at the end of their first name. He will always correct you.
WHAT DID YOU CALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT DID YOU CALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cool dude: Hey Michael
MichaelB: Yo bro my name is MichaelB
Cool dude: whateva bra
MichaelB: It's not whateva bra its my name
Cool dude: Nobody cares mike
MichaelB: It's MikeB to you
MichaelB: Yo bro my name is MichaelB
Cool dude: whateva bra
MichaelB: It's not whateva bra its my name
Cool dude: Nobody cares mike
MichaelB: It's MikeB to you