available ass
The only girl that is in a guy's league. Most available ass is nasty and only snatched up by foreign kids that can't get with the hotter, more popular girls.
Duder 1: "Whoa check out Italian homeboy with that big Samoan girl!"
Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."
Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"
Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."
Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"