michelob
A beer by Anheuser-Busch (the company that also makes Budweiser). There's Michelob Ultra, Light, etc., because Michelob is a family of beers. Good down the throat too bad it can't stay for long.
go get me another pack of the Michelob
michelobe
An abnormal-looking (i.e., swollen, reddened, wrinkled, etc.) lower portion of the ear cause by excessive alcohol-consumption.
Cops have various ways of determining if a driver is substance-impaired, but one fairly new method is to check for michelobes.
Michelob Ultra
Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.
Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?
Michelob Ultra
What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.
Dude #1: "Hey buddy, want a beer?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"
Michelob Ultra
Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.
I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.
michelobe ultra
Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.
"Let's get some michelobe ultra"
"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."
"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."
Michelob Ultra
The beer people hate on for being light but are drinking a 210 calorie beer with the same alcohol percentage. You drink
Bud light buddy, calm down.
Bud light buddy, calm down.
Yeah let me grab a Michelob Ultra I’m not trying to eat two dinners