Mike “The Mole” Pompeo
A nickname derived from the not-so-far-fetched possibility that the Trumpster’s US Secretary of State is actually a CIA operative who has been put in place to continuously monitor the Unglued One.
Although he strikes me as a pompous asshole, I’m thinking I should get my head straight and thank God we Americans have Mike “The Mole” Pompeo in there to keep Mr. T’s hands off the Nuclear Football!