milking the pipe
An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.
Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...
milk pipe
A butthole that looks like a vagina
That guy looks like he has a milk pipe.
Milwaukee Milk-pipe
When a group of girls masturbate with their friends into a huge bucket, then start spitting, pissing, shitting, and bleeding into the bucket. When filled, they tie a guy down and put a pipe in his mouth pouring their concoction down it for him to enjoy. They guy is choking as they continue to shit, spit, and piss on his body and make him worship their feet. They then take off their sweaty socks and submerge them with water they ring them out down the tube as he enjoys some sweaty foot juice.
Brandon: "Ultan did the Milwaukee Milk-pipe with Kat"
Andy: "Wooow. That is disturbing"
Ultan: "Whaut? (Trying to hide the obvious shit in his mouth)
Andy: "Wooow. That is disturbing"
Ultan: "Whaut? (Trying to hide the obvious shit in his mouth)