Miscunted
When a man is making love to a woman and fails to properly insert his penis into the vagina and either misses entirely or inserts his penis into her rectum.
Can occur when one or both participants are drunk.
Can occur when one or both participants are drunk.
Ex. 1
Girl: Yes, put it in! Give it to me!
Guy: God I am so drunk...
Girl: it doesn't matter! GIVE IT TO ME!
Guy: okay, okay.
Girl: *screams* No not there!
Guy: Sorry, totally miscunted.
Ex.2
Guy1: Dude, how'd it go with Mindy?
Guy2: man I totally miscunted
Guy1: really? Did she freak?
Guy2: no way - she loved it!
Guy1: Miscunt for the win!
Girl: Yes, put it in! Give it to me!
Guy: God I am so drunk...
Girl: it doesn't matter! GIVE IT TO ME!
Guy: okay, okay.
Girl: *screams* No not there!
Guy: Sorry, totally miscunted.
Ex.2
Guy1: Dude, how'd it go with Mindy?
Guy2: man I totally miscunted
Guy1: really? Did she freak?
Guy2: no way - she loved it!
Guy1: Miscunt for the win!
miscunt
To mistake a cunt
Dang, i thought you were a girl. My Miscunt