Avogodo

The god of avocados who was told to “consume the earth and turn all of the trees to avocado trees” in Armageddon. It was commonly known as “The Force of Green Mush” and would have been one of the first to come out of the ginormous whole in the earth that as we all know was supposed to open on December 21, 2012. Thankfully this did not happen but some still believe the existence of Avogodo is real.