mitch itch
Unknown sexually transmitted disease characterized by
by highly contagious lesions. May be transmitted to co-workers through physical contact. Some rare strains have been known to be airborne. Early symptoms include subject incessantly adjusting crotch. Subjects suffering from mitch itch will vehemently deny disease contraction.
Common treatment involves hydro-cortisone and icy hot.
Most likey cause known: putting the pee-pee in the poo-poo and getting the ooh-wee.
by highly contagious lesions. May be transmitted to co-workers through physical contact. Some rare strains have been known to be airborne. Early symptoms include subject incessantly adjusting crotch. Subjects suffering from mitch itch will vehemently deny disease contraction.
Common treatment involves hydro-cortisone and icy hot.
Most likey cause known: putting the pee-pee in the poo-poo and getting the ooh-wee.
"Stay away from that dude, I heard he got a Katie and now he's got the mitch itch."
Bitch-itch Mitch
When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.
Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.
Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!
Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!