Mitter
A man, usually in his mid 20s to early 30s, who has seen far too many days of service and too few days of respite. While noble in countenance and vigorous in spirit, busy days of indentured servitude to the machine have laid bare the soul of the mitter, reducing a once fine man into a belligerent tyrant. Special care must be taken when dealing with a mitter, lest ye be cut to the quick...
Dylan: "I heard that Brett is coming home for the holidays! Haven't seen him in a while... How's he been doing?"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"
Mitter
Pronoun. - Derogatory slur used for black people.
Not prevalent worldwide but was commonly used in 1970's New Zealand.
Not prevalent worldwide but was commonly used in 1970's New Zealand.
"Damn Mitters stole my bike."
Mitter
A slang term used in gay brothels throughout San Fransisco in the early 1980's. A combination of the word man and switch-hitter. It is a maneuver that is used for an initiation or rite of passage into the homosexual community. When a man places his middle finger into his partner's anus and wiggles it back and forth while manually stimulating the penis. When completion is near, the index and ring finger are thrust in and out of the anus. When completion has begun, the index and ring finger are pulled out while the middle finger is fully extended. Both partners then yell "Mitter!" and high five each other.
Example 1: You know he did the Mitter last night. He is now one of us
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What men call male boobs big enough they can palm with a baseball mitt.
"That dude has a set of mitters"
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Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.
Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.
A mitteration:
I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.
(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.
(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.
(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.
I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.
(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.
(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.
(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.
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A very majestic cat that wears giant glasses and violates tacos from taco bell.
A very majestic cat that wears giant glasses and violates tacos from taco bell.
1. "Dude i saw a mitter and it made me SUPER HORNY!"
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A mitter is a fan of a (usually badly) dubbed anime, that refuses to learn anything about the original show, or about the diffrences between the two.
Person 1: I love One Piece! Zolo rocks!
Person 2: Y'know, he was supposed to be called Zoro originally and loads of stuff was edited out of the dubbed version of One Piece.
Person1: Don't tell me about that stupid Japanese version, why watch something in a language you don't understand! The dub is fine - I bet it's even better than the stupid Japanese version!
Person 2: Gawd, you're such a mitter!
Person 2: Y'know, he was supposed to be called Zoro originally and loads of stuff was edited out of the dubbed version of One Piece.
Person1: Don't tell me about that stupid Japanese version, why watch something in a language you don't understand! The dub is fine - I bet it's even better than the stupid Japanese version!
Person 2: Gawd, you're such a mitter!